Thursday, July 02, 2009

Squid nation betrayed by National Geographic

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We used to think National Geographic could be trusted to bring us non-exploitative, unbiased stories about this wonderful world we cohabit with you rapacious humans.

Those days are now over. The once-kind people of NG have gone all National Inquirer on the squid nation, choosing to publish this expose of our modest and slightly deviant sex lives.

What? Of course we're a little kinky. I mean, who hasn't cut a two-inch gash in their partner to inject a spermatophore? C'mon, people, don't play innocent with us.

- your friend, Squishy the Squid

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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Squid-happy Hakodate invaded by aliens

According to new video from the Hakodate tourist bureau, the Japanese city has been invaded by space squid from the planet Ikaaru because the Hakodate residents eat too much squid.

Apparently the aliens have taken over Hakodate's mechanical mascot, a real mechanical squid built by a local university in 2007. Now it's terrorizing the city. See if you can make any sense of it. We're rooting for the Ikaaruans, of course.





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Thursday, February 12, 2009

Freaky Great Thursday Threesomes


Any great text I want. D's choice of sound...not mine. Mind your left side, kids.

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Sunday, January 11, 2009

Happy New Year, Squidlovers!

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Free Scifi Fans, You're In Luck...

... because we're bringing some new talent to the Squidcast!

Not only are there new scifi stories in the cooker, but we'll be adding a generous dollop of music to keep your ears perked.

Stay tuned - and don't feel shy; we love to get your feedback.

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Sunday, August 13, 2006

15 Readers in 30 Minutes (More or Less)

Once again we've taken advantage of our illicit love affair with RevolutionSF to get a podcast of our recent reading out there on that Internet thing. Give it a listen - each reading only lasts two minutes, so get over yourself already.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Squidcast #10 - Primary Pollinator

My, how time do fly! Having recovered from the sheer in-your-faceness of our good buddy Allen Wise's "Gymorda Cycle," we're switching gears from tentacle sex to plant sex with an audio-ized tale of Nicole Kimberling's unforgettable contribution to SpaceSquid #2 (read by the author). Note: This broadcast piggybacks off our sister site, RevolutionSF.com, in case the introduction confuses you (as if my pathetic attempt at a British accent for no good reason weren't befuddling enough ... what was I thinking?)

Sunday, October 30, 2005

Squidcast #9 - Bride of Gymorgda pt. 5

Allen Wise's epic reaches its final, tawdry, sexually-explicit, tentacle-phillic conclusion. Rated R for Raunchy.